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Can't Get A Girl? (featuring Joe Queer)

from Girl Songwriting 101 by Goin' Places

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lyrics

"Can't Get A Girl? Kill Yourself"

Can't Get A Girl? Kill Yourself

Everyday I go to school I always wonder why
girls don't wanna go out with a geeky chess club guy
My mom said I'm good looking, she said girls would come my way
but 21 years later this is what I have to say

They don't even know me but they judge me by my looks
(I'll) never forget how I felt when they walk past and shook
Jocks make it look so easy cause they all run the school
My 85 Maxima doesn't make me look so cool

I was feeling depressed so I went and got some help
"Doc I'm tired of spending Friday nights all by myself"
The doctor looked me over and he analyzed my head
He came to a conclusion and this is what he said

Can't Get A Girl? Kill Yourself Tonight

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from Girl Songwriting 101, track released October 15, 2002

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Goin' Places Staten Island, New York

Formed in May 2000. Released our first record, "Girl Songwriting 101" in October 2002. Played some shows, made some movies. Released our second record, "Relationship Sneakers" in February 2012.

"Save The World' was released in February 2021, followed by "Fingerboard Road" in November 2022. ... more

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