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Girl Songwriting 101

by Goin' Places

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1.
The Only Way 01:24
"The Only Way" I see you standing there in the back of the room I can't talk to you so I wrote this tune It (a) goes woah...a woah oh... Sitting in my room real late at night Thinking of how I wanna hold you tight Thinking about you I start to write this song Com'on pretty baby come and sing along
2.
"Girl Songwriting 101 (More Than Fries)" The first step is to see a hot chick You gotta think that she's the one to pick You stare at her tits and look into her eyes Before you know it, you love her more than fries You wanna ask her out but what would she say? You hope and you pray she'll notice you one day You see her walking by but you run and hide You can't get up the nerve to swallow your pride You see them, You want them Can't have them, Write about them She sits there all alone waiting for her friends You have no balls so you sit at the other end You go home and pick up your guitar You write about how nice her sweet legs are You know you can't have her so you write about her looks You'll never forget how you felt when she walked past and shook The next step is to see her, you think you're on your way At this point you're infatuated but you still run away
3.
Girl 03:31
"Girl" I like the way you move I like the way you talk I like the way you groove I like the way you walk My mind is always on you And I can't stop thinking When I am around you I just can't stop from wishing You were my girl
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"Can't Get A Girl? Kill Yourself" Can't Get A Girl? Kill Yourself Everyday I go to school I always wonder why girls don't wanna go out with a geeky chess club guy My mom said I'm good looking, she said girls would come my way but 21 years later this is what I have to say They don't even know me but they judge me by my looks (I'll) never forget how I felt when they walk past and shook Jocks make it look so easy cause they all run the school My 85 Maxima doesn't make me look so cool I was feeling depressed so I went and got some help "Doc I'm tired of spending Friday nights all by myself" The doctor looked me over and he analyzed my head He came to a conclusion and this is what he said Can't Get A Girl? Kill Yourself Tonight
5.
"Cut-Off Jeans Girl" I see you with your Daisy Dukes on and I thought to myself you are the one I wish I had the balls to say something to you but instead I said nothing at all You took a pair of scissors and cut your best jeans By the way you looked I'd say you're in your late teens Must girls won't dare to wear those really short shorts but you don't seem to mind at all I wish you were mine Will you be mine You're looking fine All of the time You're just a Cut-Off Jeans Girl
6.
"Commercial Soft Drink Girl" Commercial soft drink girl, will you be mine? You drive me crazy, hit me baby one more time Why don't you suck me, just like you suck that straw? Commercial soft drink girl, I was alone when I saw you on TV, oops...I did it again I'd feel so lucky if you'd be with me I wanna take you places that you've never been Don't let me be the last to know This song's from the bottom of my broken heart, oh yeah Sometimes I think about you now and then You're the right one for me baby Oh how I love you...oh yes I do Commercial soft drink girl you're such a star You're talent not your looks is what got you where you are I wanna pop your cherry, just like you pop your can Commercial soft drink girl my loneliness is killing me I must confess I still believe When I'm not with you I lose my mind
7.
"I Got The Boyfriend Line Again" Seems like it happens everyday minding my own business when some girl starts a conversation "She must be into me" Things are going great until I hear that same damn line again oh, a whoa oh, a whoa oh I got the boyfriend line again One thing they gotta know friendship isn't something that I want Oh-no Cause it's been far to long since I found a girl who I could hold and love till the end of time I don't wanna hear that line
8.
"Girls For Dummies" Girls for dummies Chapter one, here's the first mistake treating girls like gold from the very first date If you become their friend that's all you'll ever be Chapter two, here's what to do you find a girl who really likes you and don't let her know that you like her too Chapter three, now listen to me Keep her emotions in agony Keep on reading cause you're almost there Chapter four, it's time to score You followed the rules now she's your whore Aren't you glad you listened to this song? Now if you don't like what you're reading we don't care for this reason girls owe me so fuck you
9.
555-Girl 01:16
"555-GIRL" I'm sitting by the phone Another Friday night all alone You said you'd call at 10 Now I'm watchin' Letterman Oh girl, oh girl I keep on checking the line My phone is working just fine You said you liked me a lot I guess it was just the pot You said you liked my new band Now I'm having sex with my hand I'm in the mood for a hummer Too bad you gave me this fake number
10.
Jen 01:45
"Jen" Jen, oh Jen Oh yes I really really like you Jen Oh Jen, oh Jen Oh yes I really really want you Jen I really really like you Jen Why can't we be special friends? Oh Jen, oh Jen Oh yes I really wanna fuck you Jen Oh Jen, oh Jen Oh yes I really really like you Jen I wanna be your boyfriend How can it happen with him? Oh Jen, oh Jen I wanna steal you away from him Oh Jen, oh Jen Oh yes I really wanna fuck you Jen I wanna be your special friend I wanna love you till the end Oh Jen, oh Jen Oh yes I really really love you Jen Oh Jen, oh Jen Oh yes I wanna love you till the end
11.
"I Like Your Girlfriend" We saw each other that one night suddenly everything in the world was right There was only one thing left to do figure out how to get rid of you You think we're just friends well you'd better think again cause I've got some news for you the rumors you've heard are true I like your girlfriend and she likes me too She's always lookin' so sweet she keeps me on my feet There's' nothing I'd rather do then steal her away from you I wish that she'd break up with you so I could stop feeling so damn blue Times running out, you're outta luck next time watch out for my eighteen wheel truck
12.
"I Hate Your Girlfriend" I hate your girlfriend she's such a bitch I wanna kill her and slit her wrist She took your freedom she took your life You may be single but she's your wife cause I hate your girlfriend Na Na Na Na You're under her control when she cracks that whip I don't know how the fuck you take her lip Always together, acting as one Why don't you break away, and have some fun? I hate that girl
13.
"I Like Girl Songs" I like to listen to songs about girls, they brighten up the day Politics and twenty dollar words, that's just not my way Everytime I see a beautiful girl she has a corresponding song It makes me wanna go home and listen to MTX Cause I like girl songs pretty girl songs silly girl songs every girl song Laying in bed on a Saturday night listening to my stereo Being best friends with my record collection, there's no other way to go The music is all I got, but you're the one I want It makes me wanna go home and listen to the Queers Girls
14.
"The Only Way" I see you standing there in the back of the room I can't talk to you so I wrote this tune It (a) goes woah...a woah oh... Sitting in my room real late at night Thinking of how I wanna hold you tight Thinking about you I start to write this song Com'on pretty baby come and sing along
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Produced by Mass Giorgini
Special Guest Vocalist - Joe Queer

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released October 15, 2002

Richie - Vocals, Guitar, Keyboards
Victor - Vocals, Drums, Keyboards
Frank - Bass, Background vocals

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Goin' Places Staten Island, New York

Formed in May 2000. Released our first record, "Girl Songwriting 101" in October 2002. Played some shows, made some movies. Released our second record, "Relationship Sneakers" in February 2012.

New album "Save The World' will be released in early 2021. "Better Things To Do" 7 inch available December 18th from Mom's Basement Records
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